Ivermectin: A WonderDrug (For Racist Horses)

Ivermectin works for almost everything except Covid. Though there has been 150 studies showing effectiveness against Covid, one was found to be untrustworthy, so clearly we cannot trust this drug at all anymore…. for anything.

I like to think of myself as a progressive woman of the people who also loves horses. As a horse owner (I own 5) I'm very familiar with ivermectin and its effectiveness in treating parasites and other ailments, but no more!

In light of untrustworthy studies, scandalous use by Joe Rogan et al right-wing extremists and of course overdoses that are clogging up hospitals. I will no longer be using ivermectin on any of my animals. In fact, I'd rather my horses be eaten alive by tape worms then use the chosen snake oil of the alt right.

Except for an ignorant few, everyone in my network of equestrian connoisseurs are of the same belief. We even take turns hosting ivermectin burning parties, where we hold a ceremonial cremation of this “essential medicine”.

My gambling tip of the day: Never bet on a horse without a twitching anus, they are the racist ones.

At the dressage, tape worm is now a symbol of equestrian inclusivity. Each week it becomes easier to establish which horses are bigoted and which horses are beacons of progression.

It's not just equestrian racism that’s now easier to establish. Many of my friends children, are volunteering on their gap year in the greatest country of them all, Africa. And one of these hero apprentices regularly shares a video of them throwing away the ivermectin supplies of the villages they are working in.

After an inconvenient two years we’ve endured, it really is a joy to see such sterling work in bringing progressive positivity from the homeland of humanity. As for the gap year students that aren’t doing this, yep you guessed it, they’re the same people that listen to Jordon Peterson and cry about taking the knee, they are racists.

Through these small acts of kindness, we are creating a grass routes campaign that will hopefully eliminate this xenophobic parasite drug from all corners of the globe. A few cases of itchy horse anus and River blindness in the Congo is a small price to pay for our message of tolerance and racial equality.

In loving memory of my two horses that recently passed; MRN-Neigh aged 1 and Colin Kaepernick aged 2. You will be missed.

This article was written by Karen Naratif.

Karen is a compassionate inclusivity campaigner and amateur critical thinker.